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Dear joanne_distte :

I do not know how to tell you this: I do not like. I have realized it that night under the bus and I saw you recording your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're scared shitless enough to understand what I have felt upset. I will return your ring, but I will save the results of your blood as a souvenir. You should also know that you always remember your passionate interest for mice.

Rot in hell,
Kuu.



-> How to make the test of the letter:

Dear (name of the last person to te'm selling
Rosa: Your nostrils are insulting Brown
: The mafia wants you.
No shirt, you are a loser / a
Other: I'm in love with your sister


(2) What month were you born?

January: that night
February:
March last year: When your dwarf bit me April
: When I tripped on sesame seeds
May: May Day June
: when I slapped
July: When I threw up
August: when I saw the shrunken head September
: when we tan
October: when I nominated Santa
November: when your dog ran amok December
: when I changed tennis shoes


(3) What comid you prefer?

Nachos:
Pizza at home: In your camping car Pasta
: outside Chicago
Hamburger: Under the bus Salad
: As you ate enchilada Chicken
: in your closet
Kebab: with Paris Hilton
Fish: the tester Sandwiches
ladies: the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna
: psychiatric hospital
Dog:
state of trance None of the above: with George Bush and his wife


(4) What color are your socks ?

Yellow:
hitting Red: Black
insulting: ignoring
Blue: Purple
kicking, throwing
syrup on White: recording your initials in
Gray: undressing
/ A
Lost: bright
House: scared shitless / a
Physics and Chemistry: left / a
The Simpsons
coward I know what I did: Mongolian / a
Parent: Masochistic
X Factor: senile
is happening: the
middle-class None of the above: Ashamed


(7) How are you now?

Happy: how mad / a
I've felt Sad: I bored you are
bored: there is no Santa Claus
Angry / a: that your beans are left with a news
depressed, that we're cousins Excited as
/ a: that this has no solution
worried That your Honda sucks
Nervous / a: I underwent a sex change
Embarrassed: I'm allergicLXC
(12) What country would you go on vacation?

Thailand: a warm embrace
U.S.: many memories
United Kingdom: Good luck with your escape from prison
Spain: Die drowned / a
Germany
China with relief, without any illusion
Japan Burn
Greece: your eternal / a
enemy Australia: Congratulations
your frog Leonard Egypt
you give France a penalty
Other: Rot in hell


Sorry





joanne_distte


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